My grandma and great-grandma are like this.

My grandma and great-grandma are like this.

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cafededuy:

ihateshoes:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

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#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA


These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

Ah, but we ALSO have bagged milk!!! :D

(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive, via youleftmeperhapsless)

I am not sure

Why?

That’s all I ask.

A one-worded question.

I get no true response.

Why?

I know yet I am not sure. I am sure, yet I do not know.

Curiously curious.

adagioformaves:

Murder on the Orient Express is my favourite Poirot story, and the David Suchet adaptation is superb. I love the way he portrays Poirot in it, so different and changed from the Poirot he portrayed right at the start in The Adventure of the Clapham Cook, but still remains true to the character.
The religious side to Poirot is one I’m not familiar with, but I think as the series builds up towards Curtain, it really fits well with the character and story of that particular …story.

Poirot makes me cry. So does the Doctor. So do many great, inspiring men. Weird, huh.

adagioformaves:

Murder on the Orient Express is my favourite Poirot story, and the David Suchet adaptation is superb. I love the way he portrays Poirot in it, so different and changed from the Poirot he portrayed right at the start in The Adventure of the Clapham Cook, but still remains true to the character.

The religious side to Poirot is one I’m not familiar with, but I think as the series builds up towards Curtain, it really fits well with the character and story of that particular …story.

Poirot makes me cry. So does the Doctor. So do many great, inspiring men. Weird, huh.

(Source: maisouipoirot)

Einstein, thank you. Honestly, thank you. I love reading what you apparently said, because honestly, it works in my head, and that is something I genuinely appreciate.
Know this, Einstein. Wherever you may be, I am thanking you with every inch of my soul.

Einstein, thank you. Honestly, thank you. I love reading what you apparently said, because honestly, it works in my head, and that is something I genuinely appreciate.

Know this, Einstein. Wherever you may be, I am thanking you with every inch of my soul.

Oooooh

Feeling BEYOND sick… I hate being ill. Not going to say I hate being, that’s unhealthy, and I don’t hate it that much.

A Musing of mine explained to my friend during an heated moment in which I genuinely thought I NEARLY felt nothing, but then I felt that I was nearly feeling nothing again and then obviously proceeded to stop feeling nothing…

Me: “I want to know what it’s like to feel nothing, but if I feel nothing, how will I know? Because everything’s related to feelings, i.e. your opinions which are your thoughts and your perceived responses to life, so if you don’t have them, you can’t perceive and therefore acknowledge that you’re not feeling and that nothing exists, because you don’t exist to perceive it, but if no one perceives it, it doesn’t exist, but it non-existence doesn’t exist… THAT’S A BAD BLOODY PARADOX”

Also Me: “…any mind perceived and unperceived

but if you acknowledge the unperceived.. they become perceived
so there is no such thing as non-perception
but that might be something that has not been perceived
hence there is non-perception
Vicious circle, eh”

Sometimes, I wonder if I’m always the same person though… :

“You know, I put my clothes on back to front, today, and my mum just told me that now they’re the right way round, but they’re inside out.”

Having that awkward teacher who is always trying to be funny in class

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

I think I know many…

(Source: myentireexistanceoflife, via hila-rity)

MEERKAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEERKAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: wild-earth)